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Portlandia - Walkabout (by IFC)

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gifak-net:

Birthday Dog  [video]

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Birthday Dog  [video]

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importantmodernart:

Furniture and Rocks in a Room, 1973

giorgio de chirico

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obeythepizzapolice:

galaxyclusters:

a-little-bi-furious:

aprilwitching:

erotica written by an alien pretending not to be horrified by the human body

"some sort of gel emerged"

“Together they put all of their clothes in a pile on the floor, where the dog lives.”

"One of them put their teeth-cave directly over the other’s fleshiest appendage, but did not bite it.”

"Strange noises emerged from their facial orifices. This was apparently a sign of arousal. Mating continued."

“Jostling occurred for an extended period of time, then silence.”

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onestarbookreview:

“This book not only ruined a week at the beach but also damaged my self-esteem.”

onestarbookreview:

This book not only ruined a week at the beach but also damaged my self-esteem.”